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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:27

No way
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Day Two Highlights at Pro Tour Magic: The Gathering®—FINAL FANTASY™ - magic.gg
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Accidental find in planetarium show could shift scientists’ understanding of our solar system - CNN
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
What are some medical-grade red light therapy devices?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance