What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Quasi consequatur unde doloremque saepe ut veritatis.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

What are some medical-grade red light therapy devices?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance